ok. going to bread, but….
i wrote some code that
a rap? yeah!
yes i did. any way’s here it is… i WILL update this blog as i finish the proper chorus (deleted a few lines) & or get nicer at this werded algebra…. that’s”worded”…. to you whippersnappers!
.theFont{
font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;
color:#0033CC;
}
$connect = mysql_connect(“localhead”,”brain”,”evilFunkPuppet”);
if (!$connect)
{
die(‘Could not connect: ‘ . mysql_error());
}
mysql_select_db(“songs”, $connect);
$instrumental = mysql_QUERY(“SELECT * FROM `electroLife` WHERE `instrumental` = ’1′”);
$result = mysql_QUERY(“SELECT FROM `electroLife` WHERE `instrumental` = ’1′”);
verseOne();
verseTwo();
function verseOne(){
$smoke = “making smoke. breaking bones.
shotokan. no to stoogs
“;
echo ”
stone cold, stone cool
soul sold, so few
understand. wondering.
love withstand all my cons,
plus my pros, all i want.
love my bros. love my job.
lug it all spot to spot.
place to place. stop to stop.
face to face i make my case.”;
echo $smoke;
echo “contact the lung. oh here it goes.
dialate. diet pills.
concentrate. nice ‘n still.
define array. populate.
semi-col.
curly brace
“;
}
function verseTwo(){
$lostAndFound = ”
it’s obvious lost and found rhymes to it.
grind to it. get up high and bend the spine to it.
” ;
echo ”
a couple words here and there.
end the world cause i dont care.
cause i can. because you cant
understand my muttering.
stumbling. end of the internet.
once again i recollect.
wipe my ass and blow my nose.
i wrote like this cause i don’t know.
design and pro-
gram an ounce
” ;
echo $lostAndFound;
echo “damnit it now.
say it loud.
GOOD DAMN!
“;
}
….tooo super simple right now… but yeah.. that’s how it came out 4real….
How about those mp3s? Good shit man, the beat is grimy.